I went out with an old friend
And it turned into a late night
Woke up needing water
And food to put me right

Now I’m a modern man and I’m watching my figure
Gonna have to sell my clothes if I get any bigger
So I went to the café with a disciplined head
But forgot my good intentions the minute you said…

(Do you wanna take a meal deal?)
I only wanted fruit but it wasn’t included on the meal deal (Got me on the meal deal)
I didn’t want crisps but I couldn’t resist because you got me on the deal (Got me on the meal deal)
I didn’t wanna drink but you made me stop and think because it’s free on the meal deal
The meal deal

Went down with the man flu
Laid low for the weekend
Couldn’t eat if I wanted to
Gonna try now im on the mend

Introduce a little whilst I try to recoup
A cereal bar or a carton of soup
So I went to the café with a disciplined head
But forgot my good intentions the minute you said…

(Do you wanna take a deal deal?)
I didn’t want much but you caught me in the clutches of the deal (Got me on the meal deal)
My stomach feels teeny but I ordered a Panini on the meal deal (Got me on the meal deal)
My mind says it’s tragic but I can’t resist the magic of the meal deal (Got me on the meal deal)
The meal deal

(Do you wanna take a meal deal?)
I didn’t want brunch but I followed my hunch and now you (Got me on the meal deal)
I know that it’s a fiddle but you caught me in the middle of the meal deal (Got me on the meal deal)
Now you’re a crafty little fucker cos you know that I’m a sucker for the meal deal (Got me on the meal deal)
The meal deal

(Do you wanna take a meal deal?)
I didn’t want much but you caught me in the clutches of the meal deal (Got me on the meal deal)
I didn’t wanna drink but you made me stop and think because it’s free on the meal deal (Got me on the meal deal)
Now you’re playing with my mind because you get me every time on your meal deal
Got me on the meal deal
Meal deal