'Know it all' John-Paul

from Lionhead by Slip-on John

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lyrics

He can communicate in Morse Code
He can make a potato explode
He can calculate the value of the coins in the biscuit jar

He knows everybody’s birthday
Everything the astrologers say
He can name all the planets and the stars in the milky way

But he gets uneasy
when you talk about genitals
Explained in biological words
Using anatomical terms

He gets queasy
When you talk reproduction
Even though of course he knows
It’s a logical deduction

His philosophy is direct
He became head boy elect
The kids like a leader whose knowledge you can’t deny

He knows everybody’s big date
Ways to make your pupils dilate
Where to get help and places you can bring and buy

But he gets uneasy
when you talk about genitals
Explained in biological words
Using anatomical terms

He gets queasy
When you talk reproduction
Even though of course he knows
It’s a logical deduction

Ooh don’t talk about it
Don’t talk about it
Ooh don’t talk about it
Don’t talk about it

His dad was a football coach
Not the kind of guy you’d wanna approach
Especially once the scandal hit the news
Everybody had their say
Made sure he got put away
And now that you know well I guess it’s no surprise

That he gets uneasy
when you talk about genitals
Explained in biological words
Using anatomical terms

He gets queasy
When you talk reproduction
Even though of course he knows
It’s a logical deduction

He gets uneasy
when you talk about genitals
Explained in biological words
Using anatomical terms

He gets queasy
When you talk reproduction
Even though of course he knows
It’s a logical deduction